06 October 2008

I vacuum my table (and other confessions)

Yes, sometimes it is the fastest and easiest way to clear the surface of crumbs!

I think all purses shaped like bustieres should be burned.

I bribe my kids with dum dums to get them to keep playing the piano.

I also think sweatpants with writing on the rear should be burned.
I've taught my 2 year old to say, "I'm so cute. And I'm so smart."
I hate going to the park, but I do it because my children love it.

I'm probably the worst potty trainer ever.

I don't make my kids brush their teeth every morning.
I love Big Macs.
I like to run to heavy metal. And hip hop.

22 comments:

Annette Lyon said...

LOVE this list! I'm with you on several of them. (I don't admit very often that I like Big Macs too. And sweats with bum writing?! ICK!) I should really get the vacuum out. Never tried that one on the table before.

Lee said...

Have I told you how much you rock? Because you do. I love this list. And especially that you vacuum your table! Love it. Ad I agree with you on a ton of it. I think I might have to do this on my blog.

Lara Neves said...

I totally vacuum my table. it is way easier.

I also hate going to the park. Sigh.

Char @ Crap I've Made said...

I totally vacuum my table (and counter) too!

I could ditto pretty much all of these, except for the Big Mac. I prefer a Crown Burger...love that pastrami.

TJ said...

i think i might be worse than you are at potty training. at least this second time around.

Anne said...

totally have vacuumed my table and coffee table, too. and couldn't care less about potty training soren.

Company EIGHT said...

great post lei--i may have to do this too!

Allysha said...

so funny! I have vacuumed my table, too. and swept it before.

Anonymous said...

Great post!! I've never vacuumed my table but I have taken a broom and swept it off. That seemed easier than dealing with a sponge.

tracey.becker1@gmail.com said...

I made a list today, too! Like minds, eh?

Keyona said...
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Keyona said...

Funny! I make my daughter brush her teeth every morning before school...but weekends are so optional.

Gina said...

We are two of a kind... only I don't run! I do and agree with all that other stuff though.

UtahJenny said...

I'm pretty sure I am the worst potty trainer EVER!!! :)

I'll have to switch a Wendy's for the Big Mac - but, whatever - it's all bad! I think it's calling for lunch today - I'm a little sad and I think it will make me feel a little happier! :) (isn't that so wrong, too?)

And death to the bum print on pants!

Stephanie said...

ME TOO to 95% of your list (my kids don't play the piano). :) It's fun to see your quirks aren't really that quirky after all.

Tamlynn said...

Shocking!

I think we need a pic of you vacuuming your table.

Sarah said...

You're funny! Yeah, I have a weakness for the golden arches as well and I'm always embarassed to tell people b/c to some it is is on the bottom of the fast food totem pole. Amen to the pants!! Maybe I should post a list like that...hmm

An Ordinary Mom said...

Amen on the writing on the writing on the rear of sweatpants!

And I have vacuumed the table ... and the high chair.

And I think I at least tie you as the worst potty trainer ever :) !!

bluestocking mama said...

just bought some dum dums today. right there with you, my friend!

Lei said...

Sarah - the other day after I ordered the guy behind me says "She ordered what? That's the crappiest (censoring) thing on the menu!" Lol. I wanted to turn around and defend the Big Mac! And say, "Is there really anything not crappy for you on this menu?"

Yvonne said...

I'm with you on the sweats with writing on the bum ; )
I ate a Big Mac when I was in China the other day--although I must admit I am a grilled chicken lover.

My 17 year old has taken piano since he was 4 and I feel so fortunate that he loves piano--may have gone broke buying dum dums ; )

Nettie said...

Vacuuming the table? Brilliant! I would love a picture, too. ; )